Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris